Glorious technology! Ambassador Nikita Perostek Chrusov will be giving a live speech — May 8, 2009! Through the vastness of time and space! Please pay him a virtual visit! 2100 hours Soviet Unterzoegersdorf Standard Time (9 PM Vienna Time).

Where? Please visit dock18.ch!

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An adventure marches on!

Soviet Unterzoegersdorf (pronounced “oon-taa-tsee-gars-doorf”) is the last existing client republic of the USSR. The soviet enclave maintains no diplomatic relationship with the surrounding so-called “Republic of Austria” or with the capitalist fortress “European Union”. The downfall of the people’s motherland — the Soviet Union — in the early 1990s had a devastating effect on the country’s intra-economic situation. External reactionary forces threatened the last remaining proletarian paradise.
Party secretary Wladislav Gomulka has been kidnapped and is being held in US-Oberzoegersdorf. We must save comrade Gomulka! Because communism isn’t an opinion. It’s a promise.

Special Non Player Guest Characters: Jello Biafra, Bruce Sterling, Cory Doctorow, Emmanuel Goldstein, Mitch Altman, Bre Pettis, David ‘DaddyD’ Dempsey, Kyle Machulis, MC Frontalot, Eddie Codel, Irina Slutsky, Christian ‘plomlompom’ Heller, Jason Scott Sadofsky, Hans Bernhard, Robert Stachel (maschek) — and many more.

Voice Acting by: Jevgeni Beliaikin, Sergey Teterin, Mikhail A. Crest, Daria Prawda, Bre Pettis — and many more.

Soundtrack features: The Fat Man/George Alistair Sanger, Q-Burns Abstract Message, Zoe Keating, Neil Landstrumm, Jonathan Mann aka GameJew, Blockwerk, The Extra Action Marching Band, The Lazy, antivolk - Torsun feat. classless Kulla, Jan Klesse & Felix Knoke (left), Savant Trigger, Rioteer, MC Orgelmueller, Magic Jordan, Schaua, Horace, The Vladivostoks, Limpopo, Eric Skiff, Prometheus X, Kertal (feat. sunsetfactory), Bolschewistische Kurkapelle Schwarz-Rot, Farmers Market, Attention, Cosmonauts!, Woodn Earf, Trishes, Krach the Robot, Prosperity Denied, Arteom Denissov, Dan Oberbauer aka DJ Chronos, LFO DEMON — and more.

Operating systems: Available for Windows, Linux and OSX! And many thanks to the fabulous comrades at CodeWeavers for Linux/OSX versions. And also bloshevik geetings to the folks at Silver Server for bandwidth sponsoring.

For IBM PC and Non-Compatible! A true tour-de-red-force! Russian with English or German subtitles! Appealing graphical game interface! Creative Commons License!

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An adventure marches on! Let the proletarians sing with joy! Let us celebrate a glorious triumph!

Where? When?

At Chez Poulet (3359 Cesar Chavez, San Francisco, so-called “United States of America”)

Saturday, March 7, 2009. 8 PM.

His Excellency Commissar Nikita Perostek Chrusov will be giving a speech and demonstration! Music! Dance! Dialectics!

Filthy $5 entry fee (but no one turned away, comrades!)

Facebook Event link
Upcoming Event link

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It is a complete mystery.
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Finally — a recording of “Soviet Unterzoegersdorf: A Nation In Transit” is available for download. Enjoy our slightly glorious gala, presented at 25c3 in Berlin (December 28, 2008).

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Comrades! The presentation of Soviet Unterzoegersdorf: Sector II was a huge success! We only had to remove eight demonstrators, and only four of them need medical care.

We chose sixteen heroes and heroines of betatesting and are glad being able to inform you that Soviet Unterzoegersdorf: Sector II will be available for download in the first week of January.

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A glorious (but short) reminder.

Soviet Unterzoegersdorf: Sector II will be presented at the 25th Chaos Communication Congress in Berlin (December 28, 23:59, Hall 1).

Stay tuned.

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Our wonderful number crunching device “Hyper-Hegel” is on display at the Paraflows 2008 exhibition in Vienna.

September 11 - October 24 at Gefechtsturm Arenbergpark MAK-Gegenwartskunstdepot, Vienna.
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Soviet Unterzoegersdorf’s hypertext expert and wine tavern commissioner Gennadyi Moloshnikov will host a diplomatic special interest gala of the Soviet Unterzoegersdorf Ministry of Foreign Difficulties. Comrade Moloshnikov understands the immense transformative power of technology and innovation (e.g. “modems”) and how they can improve the lives of all citizens.

The Future Of Emergence: With Gennadyi Moloshnikov and the Soviet Unterzoegersdorf Jazz Dance Combinat.
September 29, 2008; 10 PM. As part of the “Future of Internet” conference (MQ, Vienna).

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In accordance with the 25 year plan which has guided all internet development in the Soviet Union since 1987, our proud nation has finally been granted a .su domain name. We only wish that the rest of the Union could have held together long enough to see how proud we are!

The corrupt, monarchistic, and anti-populist Russian Government offered to sell our nation the domain name years ago, but “not before the plan dictates” we told them. As progress marches tirelessly forward, next week we will upgrade our modulator-demodulator device “Red Awn” to support “dial tones”. We anticipate downtime.

Come look at our new URL, http://unterzoegersdorf.su , in all its bittersweet glory.

(Celebration: The Young Brigades of the CPSUZöD constructed a Czarist monument — and burnt it!)

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The Tumulus Hill, an ancient cairn from the Hallstatt period, was under Soviet control from 1947 through 1990. On November 12, 1990 some militia from U.S. Oberzögersdorf occupied it in the dark of night using their versatile fast tractors and moved the border pole (left, red). Due to the difficult economic situation in the early 90s our great country was never able to reclaim the hill.

Never forget!

Reclaim the Tumulus!

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In common with other industrial operations, the national production of sand and gravel must abide by a whole series of governmental regulations and controls. In the face of a slowly expanding population and the unfulfilled demands for land for all types of public development, the problems of securing sand and gravel deposit lands within easy reach of the regulated market is a critical issue for the industry.

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Today General T. L. Polonkov (no photo available) announced Soviet Unterzoegersdorf’s “Fortress European Union Awareness Week”.

Polonkov’s speech:

On a daily basis we are confronted with the tight grip of a multinationalist block, that entangles us, that threatens us, that humiliates us! Never forget! Fight, with every single neuron firing in your brain! Your firing neurons of resistance are a salute to our autonomy!

The speech will be on re-run on Radio Free Soviet Unterzoegersdorf for at least a week.

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Comrades all over the world!

I still shiver! My heart is filled with universal anger!
Something unspeakable happened!

Again, the mainstream online media outlet “Boing Boing TV” reports about the diplomatic visit of His Excellency Ambassador Nikita Chrusov to the “United States”! Just a friendly vacation trip!
And they label it as “Terrorist Training!”
What an unforgivable insult!

They cut a nice little color holiday film of 12 hours and 35 seconds down to a mere 4 minutes in black and white! Completely out of context, the Ambassador and his secretary look like incapable imbeciles! And moreover, they pretend that they cracked our glorious cypher! This is a LIE! Data engineer [NAMEENCODED] told me that they will never break the code:
“They will never break the code, Sir Blogging Officer Sir!”

Instead they add silly jokes and silly American (!) cats!
I curse those Westerners and their weak immune system! They think they can insult us in their stupid comments and hide behind liberal pseudonyms, but they wet their pants when they hear “universal healthcare!” Stupid assholes!

This video is an incredible symbolic assault!
Fight the great fight of ignoring that crap!
Saw off the Society of the Spectacle!

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Commissar Chrusov and Secretary Malkin are on their way back home.

Several online diaries (so-called “blogs”) demonstrate solidarity with our home country.

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