In accordance with the 25 year plan which has guided all internet development in the Soviet Union since 1987, our proud nation has finally been granted a .su domain name. We only wish that the rest of the Union could have held together long enough to see how proud we are!

The corrupt, monarchistic, and anti-populist Russian Government offered to sell our nation the domain name years ago, but “not before the plan dictates” we told them. As progress marches tirelessly forward, next week we will upgrade our modulator-demodulator device “Red Awn” to support “dial tones”. We anticipate downtime.

Come look at our new URL, http://unterzoegersdorf.su ^[1] , in all its bittersweet glory.

(Celebration: The Young Brigades of the CPSUZöD constructed a Czarist monument — and burnt it!)