Archive for the ‘Official’ Category

Soviet Unterzoegersdorf: Sector II / Presentation!

Comrades! The presentation of Soviet Unterzoegersdorf: Sector II was a huge success! We only had to remove eight demonstrators, and only four of them need medical care.

We chose sixteen heroes and heroines of betatesting and are glad being able to inform you that Soviet Unterzoegersdorf: Sector II will be available for download in the first week of January.

Link

Soviet Unterzoegersdorf: Sector II / Presentation at 25c3

A glorious (but short) reminder.

Soviet Unterzoegersdorf: Sector II will be presented at the 25th Chaos Communication Congress in Berlin (December 28, 23:59, Hall 1).

Stay tuned.

Link

"Fortress European Union Awareness Week" 2008

Today General T. L. Polonkov (no photo available) announced Soviet Unterzoegersdorf’s “Fortress European Union Awareness Week”.

Polonkov’s speech:

On a daily basis we are confronted with the tight grip of a multinationalist block, that entangles us, that threatens us, that humiliates us! Never forget! Fight, with every single neuron firing in your brain! Your firing neurons of resistance are a salute to our autonomy!

The speech will be on re-run on Radio Free Soviet Unterzoegersdorf for at least a week.

eu-communism.jpg

Hello (Western) World

Soviet Unterzögersdorf (pronounced «oon-taa-tsee-gars-doorf») is the last existing appanage republic of the USSR. The enclave maintains no diplomatic relationship with the surrounding so-called «Republic of Austria» or with the Fortress «European Union». The downfall of her motherland — the Soviet Union — in the early 1990s had a particularly bad effect on the country’s economic situation.

It is a great challenge to secure survival for the small but proud confederation.

In 2001, after a year of intensive negotiations, the Bureau of International Understanding agreed to allow a group of Western dignitaries to visit our motherland. The meeting was the historic opening of our glorious republic.

In just six years we have surpassed the wildest dreams of our people.

Today our country is proud to announce a new form of communication: Hypertext.

Our glorious flag

Terms of use | Privacy Policy | Content: Creative Commons | Site and Design © 2009 | Metroblogging ® and Metblogs ® are registered trademarks of Bode Media, Inc.