In accordance with the 25 year plan which has guided all internet development in the Soviet Union since 1987, our proud nation has finally been granted a .su domain name. We only wish that the rest of the Union could have held together long enough to see how proud we are!
The corrupt, monarchistic, and anti-populist Russian Government offered to sell our nation the domain name years ago, but “not before the plan dictates” we told them. As progress marches tirelessly forward, next week we will upgrade our modulator-demodulator device “Red Awn” to support “dial tones”. We anticipate downtime.
Come look at our new URL, http://unterzoegersdorf.su , in all its bittersweet glory.
(Celebration: The Young Brigades of the CPSUZöD constructed a Czarist monument — and burnt it!)
The Tumulus Hill, an ancient cairn from the Hallstatt period, was under Soviet control from 1947 through 1990. On November 12, 1990 some militia from U.S. Oberzögersdorf occupied it in the dark of night using their versatile fast tractors and moved the border pole (left, red). Due to the difficult economic situation in the early 90s our great country was never able to reclaim the hill.
Reclaim the Tumulus!
In common with other industrial operations, the national production of sand and gravel must abide by a whole series of governmental regulations and controls. In the face of a slowly expanding population and the unfulfilled demands for land for all types of public development, the problems of securing sand and gravel deposit lands within easy reach of the regulated market is a critical issue for the industry.
Today General T. L. Polonkov (no photo available) announced Soviet Unterzoegersdorf’s “Fortress European Union Awareness Week”.
On a daily basis we are confronted with the tight grip of a multinationalist block, that entangles us, that threatens us, that humiliates us! Never forget! Fight, with every single neuron firing in your brain! Your firing neurons of resistance are a salute to our autonomy!
The speech will be on re-run on Radio Free Soviet Unterzoegersdorf for at least a week.
Comrades all over the world!
I still shiver! My heart is filled with universal anger!
Something unspeakable happened!
Again, the mainstream online media outlet “Boing Boing TV” reports about the diplomatic visit of His Excellency Ambassador Nikita Chrusov to the “United States”! Just a friendly vacation trip!
And they label it as “Terrorist Training!”
What an unforgivable insult!
They cut a nice little color holiday film of 12 hours and 35 seconds down to a mere 4 minutes in black and white! Completely out of context, the Ambassador and his secretary look like incapable imbeciles! And moreover, they pretend that they cracked our glorious cypher! This is a LIE! Data engineer [NAMEENCODED] told me that they will never break the code:
“They will never break the code, Sir Blogging Officer Sir!”
Instead they add silly jokes and silly American (!) cats!
I curse those Westerners and their weak immune system! They think they can insult us in their stupid comments and hide behind liberal pseudonyms, but they wet their pants when they hear “universal healthcare!” Stupid assholes!
This video is an incredible symbolic assault!
Fight the great fight of ignoring that crap!
Saw off the Society of the Spectacle!
Commissar Chrusov and Secretary Malkin are on their way back home.
Several online diaries (so-called “blogs”) demonstrate solidarity with our home country.
Members of the CPSUZöD protest against a recent smut report on Boing Boing TV. A strong political message about suppression was turned into a filthy report about a drunken representative of our country!
His Excellency Ambassador of Soviet Unterzoegersdorf, Nikita Chrusov, is entering the Marriott Hotel in San Diego, during O’Reilly ETech conference, to attend a corporate afterparty sponsored by Disney.com.
After four weeks of sea travel on a cargo ship and two weeks of journey in a Greyhound bus, the Ambassador is eagerly awaiting a meeting. He wants to confront Disney executives with a couple of questions, especially talking to them about their “sugar-coated bullets”, that threaten the very existence of his country by brutal cultural force.
But then — he is forcibly ejected from party, like cosmonaut from spaceship escape hatch. Commissar Chrusov calls this act “an unbelievable act of political shortsightness” and complains about mysterious green “poisoned pudding.”
They even misspell our country’s name in the subtitles!
March 4, 2008: His Excellency Ambassador of Soviet Unterzoegersdorf, Nikita Chrusov, entered the Marriott Hotel in San Diego to attend a corporate afterparty sponsored by Disney.com.
After four weeks of sea travel on a cargo ship and two weeks of journey in a Greyhound bus, the Ambassador was eagerly awaiting a meeting. He wanted to confront Disney executives with a couple of questions, especially talking to them about their “sugar-coated bullets” (e.g. “Mickey Mouse”), that threaten the very existence of his country by brutal cultural force.
The Ambassador was expelled by employees of Disney.com. He calls this act “an unbelievable act of political shortsightness” and complains about “a poisoned pudding”.
Yesterday an unannounced visit of Military Testing Facility III (north of the National Granary) took place.
This is the storage place for some of the warheads disarmed after the ratification of the SALT II agreement between Jimmy Carter and Leonid Breshnev in 1979.
Some of the insignias on the missiles have to be updated to reflect changing geopolitical conditions.
[Name censored] proudly inspected the industrial insignias of military power.
Picture: Object C-I-11.
Gate is broken! All measures will be taken!
“Be as radical as reality.”
Comrade Lenin (1870 – 1924)
Soviet Unterzögersdorf (pronounced «oon-taa-tsee-gars-doorf») is the last existing appanage republic of the USSR. The enclave maintains no diplomatic relationship with the surrounding so-called «Republic of Austria» or with the Fortress «European Union». The downfall of her motherland — the Soviet Union — in the early 1990s had a particularly bad effect on the country’s economic situation.
It is a great challenge to secure survival for the small but proud confederation.
In 2001, after a year of intensive negotiations, the Bureau of International Understanding agreed to allow a group of Western dignitaries to visit our motherland. The meeting was the historic opening of our glorious republic.
In just six years we have surpassed the wildest dreams of our people.
Today our country is proud to announce a new form of communication: Hypertext.